Tuesday, 8 April 2008

bits and pieces

Following my last post just for those who like Fat Controller don't have the time to trawl my archives I ahve posted a couple of photos here.

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both Brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth Grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?' She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.' 'Why?' he asked. She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!' 'Let me see' he said.'Okay' and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said To the little gir l, 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers Down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!

She said 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIBBLETS!!!

After a slight hiccup on Sunday night things are even better than ever for me and Romeo now all that is missing is him here with me. But I know that the time for us to be together is getting ever closer. We talked until 1.30am this morning even though he was due to be on a plane by 7am. As much as I hated to do it especially as we won't be able to chat for a few days I had to say goodnight to him as I was getting too cold otherwise I think we would have talked until it was time for him to get ready for his flight. I would then have been dead on my feet at work today.

Oh I have some news on the work front. My colleague is leaving on 25th April. This will leave me on my own working full time with BG part time and the possibility of another part time person to join us. I think this shows that my boss has faith in me to be able to manage the greater portion of the work on my own. I have no worries about my ability to do the work, I just need to speed up a bit as I learn more of the products without having to look up each item. I am slowly getting to grips with the product codes and getting a better idea of which orders are sufficient value not to warrant a small order surcharge. It is a slower process learning the customer A/c numbers, and remembering who each customer is ie Mike, Alan or Phil (we have a customer base of around 5,000) some send in their orders by fax or through our Reps but others (the part of the job I enjoy most) give their orders over the phone. I enjoy the flirting that I am able to do as part of my customer relations. After many years of being used to talking to two men the customers are now getting used to speaking to me. It is amazing how many when they call ask me to put them through to Sales, but slowly they are beginning to ask for me.


Dazzed and Confused said...

Love the little boy & girl chicken shit. hehe

It’s always wonderful to hear about you and Romeo. I can almost see the glowing about you when you write. sweet stuff.

Oh yea! You know I had to say something on your other blog about your yum yums.

Lady in red said...

I saw that earlier lol so you think you can see your face in my cleavage ..........interesting lmao

Ron said...

OMG, lady...that was RIOT!

Too damn, cute!

Hey, that's great news on the work front! It's a really nice feeling to know that your boss has faith in you. And I've not doubt you'll do a superb job!

You're an ARIES!!!!

I eagerly anticipate your meeting with Romeo. How romantic!

Thanks again for the great giggle!

VBF! said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Oh my god!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!! Thats soo gorgeous!!!!! :-D xx

DJ Kirkby said...

oooof careful not to overdo it at work! I hope your boss is going to give you another payrise?!

katy said...

LOL too funny!

Lady in red said...

Ron thanks yes my Boss keeps reaffirming how plesed she is with me.

Romeo tells me he is looking forward to our meeting with eagerness too. He calls me 'my little writer' which I think is really sweet.

Lady in red said...

VBF it is not as gorgeous as the photos of your love story. You andyour hubby look as though love was invented just for you........now drop it and let me and Romeo have a share

Lady in red said...

dj I am taking things easy at work while I can. My boss promised me a pay review in 6 months when I took the job and you can be sure I shall be reminding her.

Lady in red said...

Hi Katy some of the things you post are funnier.
I got this chicken sandwich from work perhaps I should post more of the funnies I get from work.

Pixie said...

almost a case of; Romeo, Romeo where fore art thou.
If I don't get back here have a fab birthday sweetie and may all your birthday wishes come true!

Lady in red said...

you too Pixie I'm afraid your card is going to arrive late xx

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