A couple or three months ago I created a profile on a dating site that my hairdresser had recommended. I exchanged a emails with one man who lived not too far away but that fizzled out as we ran out of things to say to each other. There were not really any men on the site who caught my interest. So I have not really paid any attention for a while. However this particular site along with a couple of others has a feature where it shows you a set of profiles with an option to select YES, NO or MAYBE whether you would like to meet them. If someone says yes then the site tells you that someone wants to meet you. you then get a set of profiles to select from. If both parties secelt YES or MAYBE then that becomes a MUTUAL MATCH. Today I got a message .................someone wants to meet you.
Here is the profile I was greeted with, I am not showing you the photograph but I would like your honest opinions should I meet this guy?
Interests: snooker, 10-pin, horse-ridding, swimming, saunda/steamroom, eatingout RESTAURANTS (only) chinnesse/indian, chess, tv-music chanels, 80's dude
WELL LIKE ME U GET 2 CERTAIN AGE & THERE IT ALL IS BLACKBAGS (UNDERTHEEYES) MORE WRINGLES THEN SPAGGETTIJUNCTION MORE GRAYAREAS THAN EVER & 2 TOP IT ALL OFF NO WORK THROUGH L/T ILLNESS & LOTS MORE BAGGAGE THAN ANY AIRWAYS WILL EXCEPT 4 ONE PERSON BUT FOR ME THE LATTER IS NOT A PROBLEM LET ME TAKE CARE OF THOSE & EVEN UR BAGGAGE & IF U CAN C UR WAY 2 LIVING WITH THE REST THEN CALL ME & U WILL BE PRESENTLY SURPRISED & MY FINER QUALITIES OF HONESTY & OPEN COMMUNICATION & MY SLAPSTICK S.O.H (WITH OR WITHOUT THE CLOWN/VENTRILIQUEST IMPRESSIONS) WILL EVENTUALLY WIN U OVER
ps prepared 2 move 4 the right girl oiutside of the new forest to weymouth & croyon
Profession: out of work food-retailing
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5 days ago
16 comments:
Sounds like a stalker in the making. I am sure you don't need me to tell you to NEVER tick the yes box to meet this man! Urgh. See you Monday. xo
Not in a zillion years!
Sounds a bit anti social unless you do it his way.
And he's prepared to move for the 'right girl' .... no you're a woman don't go there.
xx
I think the sooner he moves to croyon, the better!
At least he would do the shopping...... but with YOUR money lol
x
It's a joke right? No sane woman would go out with a man after having read that profile, surely?! Not if he was the last man on earth... x
your friends have said it all - it must be a joke
Roflmao I just could not believe my eyes when I read this profile I just had to share it with you all and I feel so deflated that none of you can see that this is the perfect man of my dreams ....................
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Sounds a bit like a lot of the human race, in all actuality.
'Cept for the unemployed bit....
Just sayin'......
What the others have said, sorry I didn't get here sooner....scarilly stalker ish me thinks...xx
Of course he'd like to meet you. He'd apparently like to meet any woman that was breathing!
He's not very literate even in cyberspeak.
No. No. No.
I would leave it even longer than Elaine suggests in her comment above.
(If you want a male's perspective).
thank you all for your comments on this.
It would seem that it is a unanimous vote that I don't start dating this man. Poor LV said to me last night that every village has its idiot ..............it just so happens that this idiot is therefore LV's idiot. I have shown him the accompanying photo and he will now will keep an eye out for him (fore warned fore armed and all that).
If you are curious enough to want to know what this prime specimen of maleness looks like just let me know and I will post it on here for a few hours only
Wow...reading your profile made me think of me. Single father of four. Cancer survivor. And looking to write about the changes I am trying to make in my life. I am now a follower of you.
No! No! No!
Hey, I am checking this blog using the phone and this appears to be kind of odd. Thought you'd wish to know. This is a great write-up nevertheless, did not mess that up.
- David
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