Wednesday, 5 December 2007

Vi takes over the world!!!!

Ahhhh, it's time for me to take over another blog!

*MWHAHAHAHAHA*

Yep, it's Vi. I had Emma asking on my blog if I'd heard from Lady, so some of you are a bit worried because you haven't heard from her in over a week, so I got the lowdown from her this morning.

Apparently her BT line is broken, and the cables are buried in her garden, and they have to dig it up, and Lady is hoping she will be back online by the end of the week. But we all know BT and how crap they are, so lets hoping they don't leave her till after Christmas, the swines!!!!!

Lady has been extremely busy and has lots to tell you when she's back with us. Here's a bullet point (which will help remind her as well!)

  • Her weekend with Pixie, Queen Vixen and Trousers.
  • Finally meeting Neptune!
  • Dumping Skipper! (Yay!!!! She told him she is sick of being treated like a doormat - you go girl!!!)
  • Thinking of dumping Harvey (something to do with her ex, 'N', she'll fill you in)

Plus she has an interview next week for a full time sales assistant where she works, which she's really excited about (wish her luck!)

Lady still gets her comments emailed to her phone, so she can read what you say.

Now hear comes the fun bit....

Leave BIZARRE comments! She doesn't know what I've posted. I don't know, maybe I've posted about a massive S & M she went to, or she ended up in an orgy with the gang on the weekend, or how I've totally changed her blog (black and white, full of whips?).

Let your imagination go wild!!!!

*evil laughter*

17 comments:

Emma said...

I have so missed you Lady, but I can understand if you are tied up in whips and chains, we will be the last thing on your mind...lol..xx

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

emma, yeah, she's such a dirty bitch. She can't take any time out to blog!

nitebyrd said...

I've missed Lady as well. Thanks Vi for letting us know about the Wartenberg wheel - ball gag mishap.

Freddy said...

I knew you'd enjoy the strap-on LiR!

katy said...

Lady, Lady, Lady, just how long can you keep at it?! i am truly amazed!

George said...

Most women I know shreik and run when they see one that big ... and you took all of it? Amazing

having my cake said...

And up her jacksie too! Most impressive x

cheekyfaces said...

God that clit piercing must have hurt hun' x

JsTzznU said...

LIR Damn.. that's hot.. Ball Gag, chains and that piercing!! WOW how DO you do it ALL???? I'm wicked jealous!!

Simple Mindz said...

I've never actually tried double penetration before, always wanted to though...You are one brave Lady. ;)

Pixie said...

And his cock was how big again!!! Wow I'm impressed
pxx

RONJAZZ said...

Yeah, that was an expensive trip I took...I mean after all, fucking every woman in Britain is not an easy task...My cock is sore....Oh, well, onward....Now that Lady... damn, she could suck the chrome off a --

(WAKES UP FROM A DEEP SLEEP)....I DID WHAT????

(Wink)

Fat Controller said...

With a MELON????!!!

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

honey I'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas! Hope you have a good one!. (and i hope you are up and running again soon!)

Miss Understood said...

Jesus Christ woman! I think I may have to take you off my blogroll. I mean, I like alsations an' all that, but I don't know if I can get my head around this one.

BBC said...

Ah, you said, "Emma ". Sometimes my eyes plays tricks on me when I first scan something, I thought you said Enema. According to my dictionary that means.

Injection of a liquid through the anus to stimulate evacuation; sometimes used for diagnostic purposes

I did it again, I first read it as "to stimulate ejaculation".

Ah fuck, I give up. LOL

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