Sunday, 9 November 2008

Aliens have landed and I have the proof

I was only being flippant the other day when I said that my body had been taken over by aliens.

Now though I know it is true
I must have been abducted by aliens and returned but not quite back to my normal self.
If you don't believe me let me tell you the evidence I have and believe me theres plenty of evidence.

First there was the Romeo drama, his hurtful text that had me crying (out of character for me)
I could so easily have given up on him at this point but I am too stuborn, I feel that this may have even made me love him even more than before........don't you tut

That was just the start of the strange character changes. I have never been one to cry but I certainly did on Thursday evening and Friday morning, but I feel stronger now than before.

Then today there was more evidence that I have been taken over by some kind of alien being.
I woke up this morning with a headache, (last week was the first time I have gone a whole weekend headache less for ages) I took some tablets and went back to sleep, when I woke again the headache was gone. Normally they last most of the day.

Not impressed yet?

There is more.................

I collected all the books that were stacked in various corners of my bedroom and took them downstairs to fill the book shelf I emptied two years ago when I was taking everything I could find to sell at a bootsale held every sunday in the grounds of a localish secondary school just to raise money for food and petrol. Those were the really bleak days after my divorce. ( I have come a long way in the last two years but still have a long way to go before I can say I have got there).

This afternoon I did my usual mid afternoon dash to Asda to buy food for the next few days, I never buy for a week as my boys (gannets all) would eat it all and I would still have to buy more. I treated myself to bean shoots, thai sauce and other fresh ingredients that I never buy. The wok will be working over time this week. (if this isn't evidence that I have been taken over by some strange being then I don't know what is).

After Asda I stopped off at mother's and without even sitting down I grabbed her car keys and took her car for a much needed spin, it had been sat on her drive way for over 3 weeks. When I got back there was a cup of tea waiting for me. We chatted for a while and I brought down two baskets of dirty laundry for her. I didn't stay too long with mum as I wanted to get to the gym.

Yes thats right the gym. Every week I tell myself I will go to the gym and every week I have a reason not to go, headache or too busy or too tired. So I am really pleased with myself for going. I told myself I would do 20 minutes on the bike I don't want to go mad on my first visit for months. Ha what was I thinking, 15 mins on the cross trainer followed by 15 minutes on the bike later I set off home. See I told you I have been taken over by a strange being.

Arriving home I carry all of the shopping inside in one go (normally I would have taken two trips). By now it is raining hard again and I am in my cut off rousers and vest top. Having taken the shopping in I return to my car to put it away, knowing there is a car parked in my space I am planning to park in the space where DC's car is most days. But in those few minutes someone has parked there. So I parked on the other side of the road to my normal spot outside PB's house. As I got out of my car I ran across the road waving to PB and her b/f who had just got into his car, that must have been a shock to her seing me run for the first time in the 11 years she has known me. I even ran all the way up the footpath to my garden path and upto my door. I never runand if I do its only a few steps. Do you need more evidence than that I ask?

You do oh ok then, instead of collapsing in my normal heap to recover my exertions, I set about a mountain of washing up then cleaned my kitchen!!

Now I might be the goddess of flirting, I might be a funny old bean, but one thing I am not and never have been and I doubt I ever will be, is a domestic goddess.

So have I convinced you that my body has been taken over by someone or something that is not me?

17 comments:

Rae!xx said...

I have met that Alien myself from time to time, piles of ironing, cleaning from top to bottom and finishing off with sorting the knicker drawer this morning....lol...x

Wild Cat said...

And I bet you feel great! x

Fire Byrd said...

I am hooting with mirth here. Brill.

Long live the aliens whilst you get on top of things.

I'm impressed wouldn't catch me in a gym, horrible places.
x

Lady in red said...

rae but you have your little helper

Lady in red said...

cat yes I do and I bet I sleep well tonight too

Lady in red said...

fire byrd I am glad I keep you entertained so regularly

as for the gym if I am there I will do more than if I was trying to do it at home.

Mei Del said...

dont let those aliens overwork you!

it's supposed to be a sunday!

Lady in red said...

ok I will take it easy for the rest of the evening

Mel said...

Holy buckets.....alien abductions!

;-)

<-- alien
<-- knows where the mothership is

<-- sworn to secrecy. LOL

What a lot you got accomplished!

Lady in red said...

mel you need to tell me just in case it wears off too soon and I need to revisit ;-)

nitebyrd said...

Lady, if you ever get a chance to talk to any of the aliens that want to inhabit humans, give them my name, please.

I've been totally useless for months.

Trixie said...

I know those Aliens, they visited me in August if you remember. Don't worry, they don't hang around for long *trixie looks around her pit*

DJ Kirkby said...

Hormones? xo

Lady in red said...

nitebyrd I will do my best

Lady in red said...

trixie I do remember and I was thinking of you when it was happening to me

Lady in red said...

dj I guess that could be a possibility

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