Sunday, 9 November 2008

Aliens have landed and I have the proof

I was only being flippant the other day when I said that my body had been taken over by aliens.

Now though I know it is true
I must have been abducted by aliens and returned but not quite back to my normal self.
If you don't believe me let me tell you the evidence I have and believe me theres plenty of evidence.

First there was the Romeo drama, his hurtful text that had me crying (out of character for me)
I could so easily have given up on him at this point but I am too stuborn, I feel that this may have even made me love him even more than before........don't you tut

That was just the start of the strange character changes. I have never been one to cry but I certainly did on Thursday evening and Friday morning, but I feel stronger now than before.

Then today there was more evidence that I have been taken over by some kind of alien being.
I woke up this morning with a headache, (last week was the first time I have gone a whole weekend headache less for ages) I took some tablets and went back to sleep, when I woke again the headache was gone. Normally they last most of the day.

Not impressed yet?

There is more.................

I collected all the books that were stacked in various corners of my bedroom and took them downstairs to fill the book shelf I emptied two years ago when I was taking everything I could find to sell at a bootsale held every sunday in the grounds of a localish secondary school just to raise money for food and petrol. Those were the really bleak days after my divorce. ( I have come a long way in the last two years but still have a long way to go before I can say I have got there).

This afternoon I did my usual mid afternoon dash to Asda to buy food for the next few days, I never buy for a week as my boys (gannets all) would eat it all and I would still have to buy more. I treated myself to bean shoots, thai sauce and other fresh ingredients that I never buy. The wok will be working over time this week. (if this isn't evidence that I have been taken over by some strange being then I don't know what is).

After Asda I stopped off at mother's and without even sitting down I grabbed her car keys and took her car for a much needed spin, it had been sat on her drive way for over 3 weeks. When I got back there was a cup of tea waiting for me. We chatted for a while and I brought down two baskets of dirty laundry for her. I didn't stay too long with mum as I wanted to get to the gym.

Yes thats right the gym. Every week I tell myself I will go to the gym and every week I have a reason not to go, headache or too busy or too tired. So I am really pleased with myself for going. I told myself I would do 20 minutes on the bike I don't want to go mad on my first visit for months. Ha what was I thinking, 15 mins on the cross trainer followed by 15 minutes on the bike later I set off home. See I told you I have been taken over by a strange being.

Arriving home I carry all of the shopping inside in one go (normally I would have taken two trips). By now it is raining hard again and I am in my cut off rousers and vest top. Having taken the shopping in I return to my car to put it away, knowing there is a car parked in my space I am planning to park in the space where DC's car is most days. But in those few minutes someone has parked there. So I parked on the other side of the road to my normal spot outside PB's house. As I got out of my car I ran across the road waving to PB and her b/f who had just got into his car, that must have been a shock to her seing me run for the first time in the 11 years she has known me. I even ran all the way up the footpath to my garden path and upto my door. I never runand if I do its only a few steps. Do you need more evidence than that I ask?

You do oh ok then, instead of collapsing in my normal heap to recover my exertions, I set about a mountain of washing up then cleaned my kitchen!!

Now I might be the goddess of flirting, I might be a funny old bean, but one thing I am not and never have been and I doubt I ever will be, is a domestic goddess.

So have I convinced you that my body has been taken over by someone or something that is not me?


Rae!xx said...

I have met that Alien myself from time to time, piles of ironing, cleaning from top to bottom and finishing off with sorting the knicker drawer this

Wild Cat said...

And I bet you feel great! x

Fire Byrd said...

I am hooting with mirth here. Brill.

Long live the aliens whilst you get on top of things.

I'm impressed wouldn't catch me in a gym, horrible places.

Lady in red said...

rae but you have your little helper

Lady in red said...

cat yes I do and I bet I sleep well tonight too

Lady in red said...

fire byrd I am glad I keep you entertained so regularly

as for the gym if I am there I will do more than if I was trying to do it at home.

Mei Del said...

dont let those aliens overwork you!

it's supposed to be a sunday!

Lady in red said...

ok I will take it easy for the rest of the evening

Mel said...

Holy buckets.....alien abductions!


<-- alien
<-- knows where the mothership is

<-- sworn to secrecy. LOL

What a lot you got accomplished!

Lady in red said...

mel you need to tell me just in case it wears off too soon and I need to revisit ;-)

nitebyrd said...

Lady, if you ever get a chance to talk to any of the aliens that want to inhabit humans, give them my name, please.

I've been totally useless for months.

Trixie said...

I know those Aliens, they visited me in August if you remember. Don't worry, they don't hang around for long *trixie looks around her pit*

DJ Kirkby said...

Hormones? xo

Lady in red said...

nitebyrd I will do my best

Lady in red said...

trixie I do remember and I was thinking of you when it was happening to me

Lady in red said...

dj I guess that could be a possibility

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