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Sleeping with Bread
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Sunday, 16 August 2009
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who I am
- Lady in red
- southern england, United Kingdom
- Divorced mother of four boys in my mid forties, Cancer survivor, slowly changing my life for the better. this blog will reflect my journey. Love, life, humour, heartache its all a part of me.
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I can see clearly now
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Trying to look intelligent
LiR the blonder look
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1 comments:
That's nice dear.....
And I'll have extra olives on mine...
WHAT!!!!
explain.....
!!!!!
xx
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